So I’m running this contest, see, where YOU, YES YOU, can be a character in my upcoming horror opus The Fearing.
The contest has been running for about two weeks now and has generated approximately–let’s see, carry the 2–ZERO entries. Yep, ZERO frakkin’ entries.
This is no way to run a contest, people. What are you all waiting for? The book’s out. The blurbs from some industry greats are…well…great. The reviews so far are awesome. And the price for the Kindle version is now just $4.99.
So, what’s up? Are you all trying to play chicken with me? Are you trying to give me heart palpitations? ARE YOU TRYING TO DRIVE ME MAD???
Get your copy of The End in All Beginnings today and enter the HORRORSTAR contest. I mean, come on. Who else is offering to put YOU into a horror novel?